On… “Mr Safety Lights a Fart”
by boh3m3 on Mar.20, 2008, under Video Commentaries
So the night is drawing to a close at the Mr. Safety household. Earlier that day Cory hosted a documentary crew and we shot a video involving me dressed up in a Viking outfit kicking Cory in the nutsack. Cory, Stephanie and I go to a bomb-ass Mexican restaurant down the street and talk about things that people talk about over burritos and camarones. Suddenly, Cory bolts from the table to the bathroom. A few minutes pass and he returns grinning like a kid finding $20 on the street. He says he farted so hard the tiles in the bathroom cracked. An idea is formed.
We spend the better part of 20 minutes thinking of the quickest and best way to brew up a fart, as well as the quality of the lighter I had available and whether or not we should do a grill-lighter run. To date, this is the most intense brainstorming session I have ever had about farts, much less someone else’s. The first fart is a bust, even though on the camera’s LCD screen it resembles a gas stove.
Partway through filming the indoor scenes for “More than a pinch 2″ Cory runs to the open area near the kitchen and grabs the lighter. I instinctively prepare to see a fart lit (as we had discussed this emergency response prior). He drops trau, sparks, and farts. Much high pitched giggling is had.
But two days after posting the video on youtube, I’m surprised at some of the reactions. Seems some people think I’ve hit a new low.
Oh come on
I’ve been doing stupid shit like this for so long it’s ridiculous. Granted, I haven’t done it for a while, but less than 4 months into doing youtube videos I was swinging a sock penis around to the song “Monkeys” by the Mad Caddies. Juvenile humor is as much a part of me as my hand or my eyes. It’s something that makes me giggle.
And not too long ago people were saying I had “lost my touch” and that I was going downhill. I took this to heart until I started looking through my old sent messages and came across this gem:
So either it’s a cycle sort of thing, or dumbasses like him just have a hair-trigger panic response. Either way there’s not much I can do. So I guess I’m going to do that rather annoying youtube Vlogger thing and tell myself and you guys reading that I’m going to do what I’m going to do, because you wouldn’t be watching or reading if I hadn’t done that in the first place. It’s not the end of the world if I post a lame or stupid ass video.
That being said, welcome to the new hub of boh3mian operations. I intend to make this site the central focus of my work and presence on the internet. I plan on shooting exclusive content for the site and perhaps bringing back the forums. So if this is your first visit, HELLO! And if you’re coming back after however long an absence WELCOME BACK!
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March 20th, 2008 on 4:38 pm
“Juvenile humor is as much a part of me as my hand or my eyes. It’s something that makes me giggle.” -boh3m3
I totally have your back!!
March 20th, 2008 on 4:38 pm
“Juvenile humor is as much a part of me as my hand or my eyes. It’s something that makes me giggle.” -boh3m3
I totally have your back!!
March 20th, 2008 on 6:06 pm
Hey, I giggled. Go for it man. :) Laughter is always a good thing, and you do it well.
March 20th, 2008 on 6:29 pm
I thought he was gonna burn a hole in his shorts before he expelled a lightable fart…
Yeah…I’ve tried it too…after a day of heavy drinking i lit a fart that spawned a greenish colored flame…It scared the hell out of me and i never dared to try it again.
March 20th, 2008 on 10:47 pm
Boh3m3, my friend, disregard the stupid fucktards who dont “get” you. They would be bitching if you sent them a nice crispy $100 bill in the mail. Some people just bitch no matter what you give them. Most the people on your site love juvenile humor or they wouldn’t even be there. Thats YOU, and most of us too. So screw that guy with the gerbils he rode in on.
I swear, the best part was Coreys hallarious damn underwear. What the hell were they, Underroos? ROFL
And thanks for coming back to us so vehemently, new vids, attention to the site, etc… Some of us losers (myself included) check youtube twice a day hoping to find a new boh3m3 masterpiece.
March 22nd, 2008 on 1:57 pm
great pickup line,try it on a girl
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March 22nd, 2008 on 7:31 pm
Wow. Just wow. How could some one be so stupid. I have bin watching your Videos since the “Richards Legal Woes” Video and I even watched some of the older videos after that one. Even Then I knew that your silly Things you do were F — ing Helarous like honstly how could some one be so stupid not to Pay attention to older videos. Christ. O well nice to see your sight beaing up Dated with a Rant. Cya in cyber Space - Thowell3