Now with 50% less superfluous metaphor and simile!
Yet again my fears are shot down in a blaze of awesomeness and candor as we all frankly talk and laugh about our strange stories and backgrounds. We’re only a few minutes into the convo before the car arrives.
The driver gets out, and for a moment I think it’s one of my high school classmates1. He talks as fast and as recklessly as he drives, but we get to our hotel with a quickness.
Our lodging is the America’s Best Value Inn Suites, located in South Market. A misnomer, as the hotel staff is largely foreign and since our room comes with a complimentary copy of the Bhagavad Gita instead of a Gideon Bible. Refreshing, I thought, but different.
Nick and I get to the room to find a luxurious suite with only one king-sized bed. There’s that awkward split-second eye contact between two heterosexual men over the same bed, and we decide to ask for a different room. It isn’t until later that we found out Halcyon and Ashley ended up with the double-bed room and a simple swap would have sufficed.
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i understand that u dont want to do your ranty bitchy winey vidios again but you have to understand that that was your target audience and now you’v left them bleeding and raped in a puddle after you took then into your and fed them gold. AND WHY DID YOU DELETE ALL YOUR GOOD VIDIOS!?!!?!?!!!?!?!?!????!??!!!!!
1. u were cool but now u suck
2. your vidios WERE cool and the haberdashery ones are a nice break BUT then i read your blog and to my absolute disgust it ses that type of vidio is all u r making ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
i dont think you understand benjamin that if you were to make the haberdashthing vids
coupled with your normal vids more people would listen to what you had to say
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to be a complete fucktard
mehrurururmrmrmrrblaaaaah CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Likes-To-Hold-Down-Buttons,
First off, I’d like to thank you for illustrating by text your thoughts as the equivalent of leaning on a bitchy, whiny car-horn with a spelling problem. The 53 question marks1 after your two points really showed me just how confused you are, in spite of the sentence prefacing it being a statement and not a question. Your punctuation proclivities are only further proclaimed with the 52 exclamation points1 accenting “CUNT”, although I don’t know why you choked up on that last exclamation point. Is it an unconscious reflection on your confusion slightly outweighing your anger?
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