From a Person Who has Survived Two “Doomsdays”

Dear world,

Is something wrong?

I mean, it seems like every benchmark of civilization and relative development can’t pass without some group calling it the end of the world.

The year 2000? Certain doom by God’s wrath or gas station pumps launching nuclear missiles in Wisconsin or something. All I got out of the new years’ party was to hear the ONLY year (ONLY) Prince’s “1999″ is a good idea, and an awkward kiss that broke up a middle-school friendship with a cute blonde. Continue reading »