Brain Poops

I am “Internet Rich”

by boh3m3 on Jan.02, 2009, under A Day in The Life...

Ladies and gentlemen!

What you don’t want to hear me talk about or read me writing about is here for you to see in photo form instead.

I am internet rich.
Which means I earn jack shit.

Here’s hoping I find some way of earning money, since being a new homeless person in Los Angeles might be a tougher industry than the internet could ever be.

18 comments for this entry:
  1. Devo

    You do indeed appear to have your heat turned off, but no slippers Ben? Not even Socks? I’d lend you mine, but they are on my feets and I have no postal code for ye’. I hope you find something soon (believe me if I were a credible source I’d get you something lol)

  2. Jessica

    man if i had money to give you’d have it.

    money money money.

    i hate this country.

  3. OzBro

    From the picture I see; it looks like that you’re smoking a cigarette from an open skylight window in your room. Presumably, the room you took this picture in; is still yours.

    Little detail is indicated about your ‘home’ status: You say that you’re “homeless”, but you are still in your room and it is now January; so I guess the rent is paid for that month.

    Is there more to this post that you’re not saying or should we wait for an update?

    Concerned,

    -Brent (OzBro)

  4. devonbasedman

    have you tried selling your man juice? I gather you can do that kind of thing in America.

  5. OzBro

    My first comment was ’set for moderation’ and I’m not going to repeat my babbling paragraphs in a paraphrased manner. I’m ‘Internet Rich’ too! I talked my brother Dane into buying me this computer, so that way I can communicate with people, like yourself.

    The only payback towards him is to allow my brother to login his Facebook profile once a week and upload his silly cat videos on YouTube. For all I know; he thinks I’m a ‘computer genius’, but sadly, I’m not; I just understand the PC a little bit more than he does.

    The silly cat videos will never make me or my brother ‘rich’, but they will at least put a smile on somebody’s (anybody’s) face and that is profitable enough for us.

  6. Dizzy

    Yeah, I’m poor on the internet too.

  7. Landon Johnson

    Dude, its -40 celsius here (that means its -40 in american temps too)

    so I win on the cold scale.

  8. Thiefree

    @Dizzy: f’kin word. Poor, poor, poor.

    I’m a student, and so I am poor, and nobody cares what I think. BUT! I make things that I am proud of. And that is enough. For now.

  9. Landon Johnson

    Oh, scratch that.

    It’s -51 Celsius here, so its -59.8 Fahrenheit.

  10. Thiefree

    Oh yeah? Well… my hat is better than yours.

    It’s a pop-up lime green cowboy hat I got free at the pub.

    WIN.

  11. Nick Nelson

    Hang in there buddy.

  12. joiywtj

    Good luck, Ben. Homeless Jamin’ doesn’t sit well with me.

  13. devonbasedman

    btw, who took the picture? is she hot?

  14. boh3m3

    Haah. I took the picture. And my tripod is sexy as HELL.

    Bout to die though. It’s in it’s golden years.

  15. Thiefree

    Damn, I want a tripod. Got a new camera bag, but it doesn’t have the raw sex appeal of a tripod.

  16. boh3m3

    The only sex appeal of a tripod is it’s suggestive shape. ;)

  17. J

    Is anyone else having problems viewing comments in firefox? I can’t see any, IE is fine.

    My tripod is black…

  18. Beena

    Hunny, I am broke too. I just got my thyroid poisioned with radioactive iodine therapy, so I am out of work right now. Boo. But yay for maybe feelng better soon. Hang in there darlin’. If all else fails, you can always come back to Alabama. I’ll keep you warm. Love ya’ muchos.

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