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Das Economista [VLG]

by boh3m3 on Dec.09, 2008, under Exclusive Video

mr-belding

Jeeprs, Mr B!

The Amercian economy is tanking faster than Mr. Belding in a room full of showgirls. Millions of jobs lost, banks getting the taxpayer’s money (yet again), and FDR is laughing sadly in his grave. I, being the upright and proactive citizen, decided to do nothing about it aside from make a video saying random crap as if I know the first thing about economics.

That Gol-durned Kid Rock Video
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30 comments for this entry:
  1. LousyTshirt

    Obama has a lot to face. If they somehow manage to get him removed from office because of some trumped up charges we are all fucked. Hard. I saw that cover of Newsweek or Time, can’t recall. Read the article, and Obama is busting his ass to make his transition smooth so he can get down to real business. I can’t wait to see what he has in store. I don’t think we will regret choosing him. Hope is huge, and the people who don’t think so aren’t thinking at all. Great vid!

  2. tejayce

    have you seen the BBC documentary “the power of nightmares”? … it is one of the most important films to see nowadays. (downloadable)

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    i know its kinda hard to get to that point … but maybe you could try to reconsider your perception of “hope”. think about what you said concerning beeing happy to have a minimum wage job in these times. there is a connection, as both are driven by fear and desperation.
    enabled by these emotional states some of the worlds best known dictatorships have arisen … abusing hope as a mean to gain cooperation from the population. when people are stuck in emotions, their ability to think properly is reduced significantly.

    i know that my argument here is not directly related to what you were talking about, but i got hung up on your positive portrayal of hope, so i had to speak up.

  3. phil

    Gr8 2 see an old skool topic video. I think the economys on everybodys mind. The UK Government at the moment is a joke. Gordon Brown actually taxes your pension?!?! like wtf?!

  4. bill

    i see our time as a very sick, bizarre joke with a shitty punchline. we need money for education, for health care, and for all sorts of things, and the govt said it was too much. but a bunch of CEOs need 6 billion dollars? suuuure we can afford that. they sold people mortgages they knew they wouldnt be able to afford. they committed highway robbery, and now we’re paying them for it. it’s fucking bonkers. at least it doesnt take a week’s worth of work to drive my car anymore… p.s. your room is very blue.

  5. Ali

    I think Obama should give tax breaks to companies who bring back jobs from overseas and increase taxes for companies who continue to use cheap labor overseas. It won’t fix everything but I think it would be a great start to getting out economy back on track.

  6. Badhorse

    17 minutes? Seriously dude?

    /sigh.

  7. Devo

    Same wavelength here Ben. Bush was the worst thing that could happen to the US, but he did do some great things for us too (when I say ‘good’ I mean someone to make fun of in this case). Like realizing how important the President can be in a nation of ‘Democracy’ in regards to voting for something we don’t understand thanks to the plethora of words describing ‘nothing’ in a sense. The fact is we’re like the camp fire for a S’more (not needed for functional purposes) and half the time when we do speak we’re not heard (disregarding the fact that half of us are mentally retarded). It seems as though Obama can be our ‘voice of reason’ with fingers and toes crossed, but we should cross genitalia too just in case.

  8. Dizzy

    You know you’re desperate for a job when you apply to McDonald’s. Freakin’ McDonald’s.

  9. OzBro

    That’s great that ‘Tammy Faye-Baker’-resembling like lady hired you to slice meat at your new deli job. A gainfully employed Ben is a happy Ben and we all can reap the benefits that may produce.

    I guess no more crazy late-nights for you anymore!

  10. Will

    Boh3m3, CEOs are an easy scapegoat. Banks have to be upheld. the bite of capitalism is vicious, but c’est la vie

  11. Evanm

    Watched your video yesterday. fucking great. I would say its the best “old style boh3m3″ video all year. for those of you complaining that it was 17 minutes long, i was entertained the whole fucking way.

  12. Landon Johnson

    ah, the virtues of living in Canada.

    hooray!

  13. Thiefree

    17 minutes plus homework?! God damn you Ben I wouldn’t put up with this from anyone else, but from you I enjoyed it! ;)

    Sigh. Right. Where to start. So many topics, so few brain cells left to wrap around them.

    First off: Office Space rules. Hard. Nice impression too (certainly better than your Dubya!)

    A lot of things might suffer in the recession, but eating out is as good as it ever was. EXCELSIOR! hehehehe.

    See, while people might go on fewer holidays and might not go to restaurants as much, other forms of entertainment are gonna BOOM. Cinemas are profiting, television viewing figures will soar, and I suspect internet-based entertainment will see increased popularity as well. Why? Because we need a way OUT of this mess, and sheer escapism is a hell of a lot quicker and easier than a real solution.

    It’s cool that you’re back in touch with old friends, how did that happen?

    Anyways, hope you’re doing well sunshine, I’ve been unable to get online for a few days (CHEF I missed you!).

    Landon Johnson: GLOBAL recession, babe. When the shit hits the fan it goes eheheheverywhere.

    Thief x

  14. boh3m3

    It’s all I can DO to entertain you, luvvy. :D Besides, it isn’t my fault you have homework. I don’t wish homework on anyone. Never did me any good, personally.

  15. joiywtj

    Anna missed me!

    Normally I’d say more, but I’m going through a tidal wave of depression right now. Just… No at head in the oval office, unless it’s from my love ;]

  16. Thiefree

    CHEFFF noo we need to talk!

    PLUS ALSO. Ben, you make me happy. Hooray.

  17. phil

    hey ben. duno if its jus my computer but sometimes when i go on ur site it fucks up. the screen jus freezes.

    not sure if that happens with anyone else but jus thot id let ya know.

    peace.

  18. joiywtj

    We’re not dating, why do we “need to talk”?
    Jamin’ makes me happy as well, Anna.

  19. Thiefree

    I like it when you call him Jamin’. It makes me reggae-dance.

    … And I hope you like Jamin’ too…

  20. joiywtj

    :3
    I like Jamin’ Ben, it’s a creative play off of his middle name (redundancy!)… Can I have sticker for being creative?

  21. Landon Johnson

    I suppose you are right Thiefree, our government just recently announced we are in a recession. Woo.

  22. Thiefree

    Yeah, sorry dude… just as well I suppose, or you’d be flooded by refugee Americans!

  23. Landon Johnson

    Thing is though, I am a teenager who doesn’t drive or work, so I am ok. The only thing I need to buy are video games, and christmas is here so I am a-ok for the next 2 months.

  24. Maya

    I love the video. As a non-American, I can say I appreciate your open-mindedness for many reasons. And the fact that you put yourself out there like this, stating exactly what you think is pretty fucking awesome too.
    Anything else I wanted to say has already been said so, right on.

  25. Bowets

    Hi,
    I just saw the video and I agree with you on all the points. I’m really sorry Americans are so much in debt because of a stupid war which never should have been fought in the first place. However, I’ll say that it is your duty, ethically or even morally to pump money into Iraq. Iraq was pretty much fine before the war, but now if America leaves it’ll just get fucked and to do that to a whole nation is just wrong.

    In any case, nice video, you raised very good points.

  26. Sway

    You should check out zeitgeist addendum if you haven’t already, dude.

  27. boh3m3

    I’m auditioning for the Comedy and Magic Club in Redondo beach. I’m making those two posts sticky so that they will see them first, instead of the Greg Solomon stuff and others. Temporary, Landon. It’s teh intarwebs. I’ll make a new one soon, but I have been working a lot lately, despite you all not seeing it.

  28. Merr

    I love the smell of sponge.

  29. Katie Rogers

    Over here in Britain, we’re as pissed off as you are; we elected what was supposed to be a socialist party into government. What did they do when the shit hit the fan? They scraped it off the bankers’ faces, gave them a spit polish……and dumped it on us. Gordon Brown, who for so long was actually a pretty decent politician, has fucked us. And fucked you - seeing as he decided it was his “duty” to get the rest of the world to bail out their banks as well.

    If you really want to get informed, read The Shock Doctrine by Namoi Klein. After John Cusack shouted about it for months and months in his blog, I finally went out and bought it…and its mind-blowing how Milton Friedman economics, and a belief in the purity of the free market, has irrepairable damaged the planet. Read it….and boy, will you have something to rant about.

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