Brain Poops

From time to time I get stupid ideas in my brain-pan and decide to make notes to myself in the form of MP3s recorded on the fly. At the time of this recording I was talking with someone on the phone and more or less just trying to make them laugh.

This is a prime example of what happens when my mind wanders…

[audio:SOEG.mp3]

So these two scripts were adapted in no time. To be frank there’s only one real script. Activist Boy was written when people got their knickers in a twist over the soldier doing the ole puppy-chuck on video. People didn’t seem to mind when tens of thousands of civilians died, or thousands of soldiers… yet one fucking puppy and the world was in an uproar.

Thus, I wrote Activist Boy.

The other was just a passive aggressive way for me to deal with people who had a hard time reading more than one page of dialog. Although it would be awesome to see it acted out, I sincerely doubt anyone has the balls.

For the curious, here is Sans Dialogue.

Now I need to sleep a bit. Might have a new video up later.

So originally I thought about what releasing scripts of my writing would end up like. I imagined an apocalyptic world with blood red skies and people using my words and ideas for their own profits. I imagined people printing pages of my scripts and stabbing puppies in the eyes with it and saying that it was MY work.

But then I realized a lot of you probably won’t give a shit either way! So today, free for commercial and private use [unless otherwise noted], I am putting out the first script of many.

I ask that when you make the video you don’t feel restricted to acting out the script precisely. Don’t worry about getting props or making sure every thing is exactly where I wrote I wanted it to be. Just fuck around with them and show me! And if at all possible, please link people back to my youtube page or this website.

So the first script is Mushroom Monarch. Needs two people, or one person playing two parts. Hope you all like it.

mushroom-monarch.pdf

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