Sep 092015
 

Some of you1 might have gotten a notification recently that I posted a new article. Regrettably yesterday afternoon I was the receiver of a wild hair up my butt which caused me to write a new blog. I say regrettably because in the process of trying to update the site I noticed things weren’t quite working properly. I then made a series of uninformed decisions based on guessing and browsing around via FTP and deleted enough random crap that I broke the configuration. I basically put my hammy filthy casual fingers to work as a sort of novice Civil War surgeon/sysadmin, randomly deleting things that didn’t look important and even changing over the wp-config.php file to the wp-config-sample.php file without modifying the values.

Lessons learned:

  • Always back up your articles in case you have to roll back your configuration by a day or two.
  • Watching 10 minutes of Mr Robot does not mean you are qualified to diddle with your server’s brain.
  • My hosting company is not only awesome, but patient when their customers go full toddler, shit the bed, then light the walls on fire in an attempt to fix their mistake.

A few hours of explaining my lack of a technique was all it took to let the professionals sort out the issues and voila! Here we are… Somehow ahead of being behind right where we started.

So that being said, this article is going to take a stab at reproducing what I wrote  yesterday2.

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  1. Well, both of you…
  2. Though I make no guarantee that it’s worth any of the effort put in or intrigue generated by a phantom notification
 Posted by at 10:44 pm
Oct 212008
 

i understand that u dont want to do your ranty bitchy winey vidios again but you have to understand that that was your target audience and now you’v left them bleeding and raped in a puddle after you took then into your and fed them gold. AND WHY DID YOU DELETE ALL YOUR GOOD VIDIOS!?!!?!?!!!?!?!?!????!??!!!!!

1. u were cool but now u suck
2. your vidios WERE cool and the haberdashery ones are a nice break BUT then i read your blog and to my absolute disgust it ses that type of vidio is all u r making ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

i dont think you understand benjamin that if you were to make the haberdashthing vids
coupled with your normal vids more people would listen to what you had to say
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to be a complete fucktard

mehrurururmrmrmrrblaaaaah CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Likes-To-Hold-Down-Buttons,

First off, I’d like to thank you for illustrating by text your thoughts as the equivalent of leaning on a bitchy, whiny car-horn with a spelling problem. The 53 question marks1 after your two points really showed me just how confused you are, in spite of the sentence prefacing it being a statement and not a question. Your punctuation proclivities are only further proclaimed with the 52 exclamation points1 accenting “CUNT”, although I don’t know why you choked up on that last exclamation point. Is it an unconscious reflection on your confusion slightly outweighing your anger?

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