Brain Poops

WARNING:This post contains photos of a graphic sexual performance. While there is no nudity displayed, anyone offended by such content or otherwise restricted from it should go to http://www.zombo.com in lieu of seeing those photos. You can do anything… at Zombocom.

In our last episode:

Nina talks for a while about her relationship with her husband and working in the business, which somehow segues into the election. She carries herself with the dignity of a true Lady, comfortable in her lifestyle yet clever and polite. I gain respect for her outside of her performances, and realize I really don’t know Jack about the porn business or the people in it.

20:00 - The Ball

8 o’clock sends a crush of costumed Ball-goers into the expo floor and the Main Stage tent. Thousands, as quickly as they can get through the entrance, pour into the hangar which feels smaller by the second. I have never been one to deal with crowds well, so I push through the throng to get to the Main Stage tent and the VIP room.

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I know these “Top Whatever” list posts are getting annoying, but I need to get this one out of my system.

Darth Vader Plays a Mean Harmonica

I have been kicking myself in the ass every day for not thinking of this… It’s… well it’s fucking amazing. This video is like seeing the Virgin Mary giving head to Sean Connery as James Bond. It’s something you never thought of before, but now that you give it some thought it would really be pwn.

Moar after the jump.
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There’s something about seeing words that is soothing to me. I write in a journal at least once every few months and I love noticing how my handwriting appears and how it’s affected by the state of mind I’m in. When I’m drunk, it’s slanted and the letters are longer. When I’m contemplative, it seems I press on the pen longer and focus on my letters more. The result is an almost boldface type that seems to suggest a seriousness in what I am trying to say.

Then there is Kinetic Typography. The lovechild of video and text… Text given the Frankenstein treatment and set loose on the village of the average web browser. The words unfold, jump, dissolve, and create one another in synchronous with the audio supplied. Here are my top 5 favorite kinetic typography videos.

5.) A Lesson On Typography

by Boca & Ryan Uhrich

The rest after the jump

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