Brain Poops

Jeeprs, Mr B!

The Amercian economy is tanking faster than Mr. Belding in a room full of showgirls. Millions of jobs lost, banks getting the taxpayer’s money (yet again), and FDR is laughing sadly in his grave. I, being the upright and proactive citizen, decided to do nothing about it aside from make a video saying random crap as if I know the first thing about economics.

That Gol-durned Kid Rock Video

My thoughts on our current culture of “Selling out” and particularly internet video’s facilitation of hackery.

Video after the jump.

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… The Trouble With Toby

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Whew! So much easier than last time. I don’t know if some of you realized it, but the reason it was a bit sketchy was because I was learning the program and that it was my first cartoon. This time around, the whole process was much more streamlined, much less frustrating, and hopefully more sound in the pacing and humor.

Of course, this one is more plot driven, which some people might see as a deviation from the first one. This is a mistake, because the first was really more about getting the random bits I had in my head out instead of making a huge plot.

This episode is more on track with how I’ll be doing things; the way I see it is Family Guy already has the flashbacks mastered, so I need to make something with more of a plot instead of hinging on that formula for my humor.

Thanks for watching,

-B

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Just something to tide you over until the next episode of Haberdashery.

2:26 AM, Hollyweird time.

The video is uploading now and I’m terrified.

Anyone who has worked freakishly hard on a project to be shown to the public must feel like this. I slaved, I sweated, I bled and I lost sleep over this, and by god it was worth it. Can’t wait to do it again.

This is sincerely the best video I’ve ever made, and I’m scared nobody is going to like it.

An irrational fear, obviously. On a spinning rock populated by 6 billion people SOMEone is bound to like it. I mean in a world where Pauly Shore was king for a day there’s hope for anyone, right?

2:36 AM, Hollyweird time.

Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.

3:00 AM, Hollyweird time.

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• Made a Press Clippings page for any articles about or including me. More of a scrapbook for the family, but it’s there if you want to take a peek.
• I’m also open to the idea of paypal donations if you would like to be featured on my Producers page

Sneak peek for subscribers - Cinder from boh3m3 on Vimeo.

So I’m releasing this video early to you all as a thank you to those of you who have read, commented, subscribed and such to this site in spite of the rocky start it had.

Thank you all, from the bottom of my black little heart.

…and for god’s sake, keep up the commenting. It makes me smile, in spite of all my reasons to frown.

-Ben

ALSO!

If you are tired of seeing the same shit on that most viewed and most commented list, I encourage you to share with your friends. It seems obvious youtube isn’t going to feature me again, so I need you guys on the ground to help me with the footwork.

From now on, I will only be putting out high-quality, well-crafted videos. You have my word on that. The boh3m3 channel will no longer settle for webcam vlogs and youtube drama posts. I have a higher standard for my videos now, and I’d like you all to help me get to where I want to be.

I don’t have tits, a cat, or a cheesy shtick to pander day after day to Youtube, so I don’t get much money at all from views. If I can get enough views to earn some real money, I will put most of that money towards producing better content more frequently, instead of blowing it on an iPhone and gallavanting across the country fucking groupies.

Thanks for visiting, and laugh at yourself for thinking I wasn’t coming back.

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So originally I thought about what releasing scripts of my writing would end up like. I imagined an apocalyptic world with blood red skies and people using my words and ideas for their own profits. I imagined people printing pages of my scripts and stabbing puppies in the eyes with it and saying that it was MY work.

But then I realized a lot of you probably won’t give a shit either way! So today, free for commercial and private use [unless otherwise noted], I am putting out the first script of many.

I ask that when you make the video you don’t feel restricted to acting out the script precisely. Don’t worry about getting props or making sure every thing is exactly where I wrote I wanted it to be. Just fuck around with them and show me! And if at all possible, please link people back to my youtube page or this website.

So the first script is Mushroom Monarch. Needs two people, or one person playing two parts. Hope you all like it.

mushroom-monarch.pdf

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