We can't stop here... this is FAT country!

We can't stop here... this is FAT country!

I got home today from a two-day stint at the Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco. It was, bar none, one of the craziest and most fun experiences I have had in my life thus far.

Mr. Smile like cupcaek

Mr. Smile like cupcaek

Le Derby du Smash-Up

Le Derby du Smash-Up

I hobnobbed with porn stars and incredible burlesque artists, saw an unforgettable stage show, and lots of other juicy things that I’m not going to tell you about untill I get the photos all cleaned up for the full blog writeup.

Suffice it to say, I took a lot of photos. About 500ish after I deleted duplicates and otherwise unuseable stuff.

Can’t wait to show you guys. :D

You might not see too much going on here this week, since I have to finish a writing project and a design job ASAP, but I’ll do my best to eke1 out processed photos and a writeup on the whole shebang within the next couple of days. I just don’t expect to have much free time is all.

So how the hell was YOUR weekend? [I keed, I keed]

1: *little kid voice* Thaaaaanks Jaaaaaaide…. ;)





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  17 Responses to “Home from the Exotic Erotic Ball”

  1. I so envy you, Colonel Going!

    Looking forward to the many stories and photos, soon to be posted!

  2. nice…… nice

  3. You make a wonderful Hunter S., B! Can’t wait for the details.

    Affiliated with steampunk jewellery? Nice!

  4. Ben, send those pictures home to mom! And to dad (just in case). Now see, this is where you belong, you seem to fit in very well, even though you’re dressed quite a bit like a tourist :D

    You look like a young Heff. Good job, Ben, good fucking job.

  5. But oh crap. The one to your right has some serious backnie.

  6. EVEN MORE OH CRAP. DOES THAT GIRL IN THE DEVIL COSTUME HAVE A DICK?!

  7. I’m more interested in who the asshole was… maybe just some guy who refused permission to have his image used ;) hehehe

  8. I think the asshole was me. I remember standing behind some man I thought was a tourist when I was drunk, and yelling at him for photographing me (I was actually jealous that he got the girl with the backie, and the anorexic girl in the same picture, where as I only got anorexia girl).

  9. And even more interesting…the girl in the blue…it appears as though her boob is out and resting on Ben. WHOA. Playas got game!

  10. (cough) “eke” out (ahem)

    Laugh :)

    I can see why spelling might be a bit off after a few days of THAT!

    I’m afraid though that none of the coked up dollies would have a clue who Hunter S. was…
    Please tell me you wore a full body condom the whole time.
    (snicker)

  11. I’ve always wanted to see a burlesque show.

  12. Wow… just wow…
    Can’t wait to hear the full story on this one! lmao
    Glad to know you had a fun weekend though!

  13. Is the skinny blonde in the blue, Heather Chadwell from “Rock of Love”?

  14. FEAR AND LOATHING!!! EPIC!!!!
    You sir, are undeniably bad ass.
    High Five

  15. Wow I missed more than I thought. Can’t pass up that opportunity again lol.

  16. @Arreh: I guess so. Looked her up on Google images and it is, indeed, Heather Chadwell. I don’t have a damn clue who that is, but it looks like she’s a reality TV star. Honestly I just grabbed her and the other two girls because the blond on the far right pointed at me and said “Hell yeah man! BAT COUNTRY!” or something to that effect.

  17. That looks like it was an awesome time! Love the look Hunter!

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