Brain Poops

WHEW! What a day indeed. Still haven’t shot the Run Fat Boy Run review, but after seeing this post I think you won’t consider me a slacker for today.

Last night Zack brings up the fact that he’s been allowed to film this show happening at a club called the Key Club. Count Smokula playing with the Radioactive ChickenHeads? FUCK YEAH! So I get him to put me on the list as a photographer and grab some shut eye for the next day.

LA Zombie Walk

As it turns out, this very same day, ending at the very same club, the LA Zombie Walk is happening. So we get to the club at 7 and there are dozens of Zombie peeps just chilling around the entrance to the club. Naturally I had to take photos, which you can see below (thumbnails linking to larger versions). There are a few more in the flickr set.

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Alright so I’ve been watching my latest video closely and the stats on the website. I’m thrilled that people are actually checking out the script as well as the blog, and I’m grateful for the attention it has received.

I am amazed, however, at the segment of people out there who watch my videos simply to look for ammunition. These Internet Guerrilla Warfare conscripts. People in that “I found 4chan three months ago and it’s fucking AWESOME” pupa stage who have impossibly high standards for whatever face happens to be on their screen. A short fuse on a long stick of dynamite, combing the internet for angsty 15 year olds and everyday people who get more than the normal amount of attention.

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So originally I thought about what releasing scripts of my writing would end up like. I imagined an apocalyptic world with blood red skies and people using my words and ideas for their own profits. I imagined people printing pages of my scripts and stabbing puppies in the eyes with it and saying that it was MY work.

But then I realized a lot of you probably won’t give a shit either way! So today, free for commercial and private use [unless otherwise noted], I am putting out the first script of many.

I ask that when you make the video you don’t feel restricted to acting out the script precisely. Don’t worry about getting props or making sure every thing is exactly where I wrote I wanted it to be. Just fuck around with them and show me! And if at all possible, please link people back to my youtube page or this website.

So the first script is Mushroom Monarch. Needs two people, or one person playing two parts. Hope you all like it.

mushroom-monarch.pdf

Fav. T Shirt at the moment:

Well here we are again. Stuck running Ubuntu with my hard drive wiped. Luckily I backed up a lot of files this time and keep everything necessary on a secondary drive.
So apologies for the possible lag in my videos due to my stupidity. I will get on it ASAP.

Disregard that, all is well and good. Just needs some tinkering but I’ll be back operational soon.

After several seconds: “It’s not so bad,” he says.
Three seconds later: “Oh.”
Another two seconds: “Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!”
Clooney puts his hand over his mouth like he’s going to throw up. He bolts from his chair and walks out of the room.

The bit above comes from an article in Esquire where the interviewer, talking about the Internet, eventually brings up 2 girls 1 cup to George Mofuggin Clooney.

Putting aside the fact that Jacobs showed one of the web’s most disgusting videos to one of the worlds biggest celebrities, I would like to talk about shock video in general, and more why the 2g1c thing took off the way it did.
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Can a video blogger be listed above Chuck Norris on a Notable Residents Of… list. Taken from wikipedia on March 24 at 4:23 AM. Probably won’t last.

Hello boh3m3ians! Just thought I would wish you all a happy Easter (if you celebrate it that is… otherwise happy get drunk and eat chocolate day). I know it’s a bit of a cop-out from an actual blog post, but I’ve had a busy couple of days so far.

So in the meantime, you can watch a strangely shaped little person sing and dance on doubleviking. That, or my newest video.

Stay cool.

T-Shirt of the day:

Boh3m3.net EXCLUSIVE Video from boh3m3 on Vimeo.